Category Archives: Jokes

Grannymar’s Sunday One-Liners (Wk 3)

As a slight variation on Grannymar’s Sunday One-liners; here is one of my Sunday George W Bush Favourites “I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s … Continue reading

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A dyslexic walks into a bank… “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuckup!”

I’ve known that I was dyslexic from before I started school.  My dad is dyslexic, he struggles with reading and spelling, he had a really hard time in school, he was always afraid of exams. Lots of my relatives are … Continue reading

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A visit to the Doctor!

Brilliant!

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Shaggy Bird Story

This is a variation on my Uncle James’ story about a little bird, which I have rarely retold because I’m not very good at these things.  Recently I discovered that these kinds of stories are called ‘Shaggy Dog Stories‘.  I … Continue reading

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It’s this time of day again! :(

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Shaggy Dog Stories

Until today I have never heard of the term ‘Shaggy Dog Story’ I had a great uncle who used to tell a few, but I can never repeat them as well as he could, and I had no idea they … Continue reading

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Weekly Photo Challenge; Surprise

Normally in the UK whatever the weather, it nearly always causes problems with rail transport.  In summer when it gets too hot the points stick, in autumn heavy rain floods the line.  Later in autumn leaves cause problems, and then … Continue reading

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Worst Apocalypse Ever

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Apology Letters To Spouse

Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and … Continue reading

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I love xkcd

I love xkcd http://xkcd.com/1131/

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