This is how we should dress this ‘season’
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Show off all your many dimensions at once. When planning outfits for your holiday soirées, think: “I’m an heiress and an Italian professor at this upscale tropical funeral.”And “Pants are for suckers! Merry Christmas”
Straight from the ad pages of your favorite magazines, here’s your guide to being a girl in December. Take notes.
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1. Stay cozy. Wear a baby.
If you play your cards right, your sensitive, goateed dad/boyfriend/professor will reward you with a pair of socks made out of his extra sweater sleeves.
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2. Flaunt your complexity.
Show off all your many dimensions at once. When planning outfits for your holiday soirées, think: “I’m an heiress and an Italian professor at this upscale tropical funeral.”
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3. Represent feminine softness in a hard masculine world.
All around you are skyscrapers made of bricks and iron and glass and ouchy things. They’re all pointy and hard. But not you. You’re a soft pink flower in a gentle haze of light. Everything around you is blooming, because you breathed springtime into winter. You’re a superfresh candypants sugarblossom.
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4. If you’re truly hot, you…
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Day One 
Very funny, thanks for the laugh
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Christmas Outfit planning has taken on a whole new dimension!
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It sure has😄😄
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Hey! I used to wear Elly inside my coat. Not last week… splutter, splutter, no. When she was a baby and fitted in one of those pouch carriers. I was walking down the hill to the town one day and there was a man ahead of me, he kept turning to look at me and then went on a little further. Eventually he turned back and walked back up to me. As he stopped he said “Ah, you are talking to the baby. I did not notice her and thought you were talking to me!”
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Brilliant! Looking at all the photos of my new (STEP) grandson, I am getting very jealous… and then I remember being able to sleep all night….. Bliss 🙂
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