I am collecting some jokes for my friends sister Daloni. The reason why is on yesterday’s post. Here’s some I found for today….I thought I might be able to generate a few more on here? Please add jokes or funnies to the comments 🙂
This is one of my favourites from my Dad:
Worms In Church
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . .. Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive �
So the Minister asked the congregation,
“What did you learn from this demonstration?”
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won’t have worms!”
I’m going to be raiding all my friends and families ‘funnies’ over the next few weeks to collect 25 days worth of “cheerful, inspiring, funny or apposite poems, stories, reminiscences, photos, cartoons, drawings, short videos” for Daloni
Please add anything that you think might be good for me to use in future posts in the comments below, Thank you 🙂
Hey Barbara, there are no photos, or they don’t seem to be coming out, maybe it is just me, but I can’t see them.
Thank you Leanne, I will have a look later & see what went wrong!
The photos are showing up on my PC & my iPad… will check on a Mac later xxx
I don’t see the photos either, thought it might be just me. Normally I have no bother seeing your photos.
Maybe it’s because they are moving…. Strange, I can’t work out what the problem is 😦
Are they your own photos or graphics?
They came with the jokes… I just cut and pasted the whole thing… May have to save them and upload them manually
I usually do the latter. ‘.gifs’, do not copy & paste .
I don’t normally copy & paste, but they worked with the other posts, will have a go at fixing them when I’m home tomorrow xx