25 Days for Daloni – September 2nd

I am collecting some jokes for my friends sister Daloni.  The reason why is on yesterday’s post.  Here’s some I found for today….I thought I might be able to generate a few more on here?  Please add jokes or funnies to the comments 🙂

Thank you

This is one of my favourites from my Dad:

 Worms In  Church
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
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A minister  decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis  to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into  four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a  container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into  a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was  put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The  fourth worm was put into a container of good clean  soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the   Minister reported the following results:
The first  worm in alcohol . . .
. . ..  Dead  .
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The second worm  in cigarette smoke . . .  Dead  .

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Third worm in  chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
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Fourth worm in  good clean soil . . .  Alive 

So the Minister asked the   congregation,
“What did you learn from this  demonstration?”

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Maxine was sitting in the back,  quickly raised her hand and said . . .

“As long as  you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you  won’t have worms!”

I’m going to be raiding all my friends and families ‘funnies’ over the next few weeks to collect 25 days worth of  “cheerful, inspiring, funny or apposite poems, stories, reminiscences, photos, cartoons, drawings, short videos” for Daloni

Please add anything that you think might be good for me to use in future posts in the comments below, Thank you 🙂

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About Barbara

Born in Dublin, living in London with Peter, my two daughters, Wilson our Spaniel & Woordow our Malshih (Shih Tzu-Maltese cross)
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10 Responses to 25 Days for Daloni – September 2nd

  1. Leanne Cole says:

    Hey Barbara, there are no photos, or they don’t seem to be coming out, maybe it is just me, but I can’t see them.

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