25 Days for Daloni – September 5th

I am collecting some jokes for my friends sister Daloni.  The reason why is on my post for September the 1st  Here’s some I found for today….I thought I might be able to generate a few more on here?  Please add jokes or funnies to the comments 🙂

This one is from my Auntie Marie

A young boy, walks into his local grocer’s store and picks up a large box of soap powder. When placing it on the counter the grocer asks if he’s doing the laundry for his mother.“No”, says the boy “My dog needs cleaning!”“Ah!” said the grocer “in that case you shouldn’t use soap powder – it could make the dog ill or even kill it!”

The boy ignores the advice and buys the powder.

A few days later the boy returns to the store to buy some candy.

The grocer asked how his dog was and the boy replied, “Oh, he died!”

The grocer said, “I’m sorry to hear that but I did TRY telling you not to use soap powder on him!”

The boy replies,

“It wasn’t the soap powder that killed him – it was the spin cycle!”

I’m going to be raiding all my friends and families ‘funnies’ over the next few weeks to collect 25 days worth of  “cheerful, inspiring, funny or apposite poems, stories, reminiscences, photos, cartoons, drawings, short videos” for Daloni

Please add anything that you think might be good for me to use in future posts in the comments below, Thank you 🙂

 

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About Barbara

Born in Dublin, living in London with Peter, my two daughters, Wilson our Spaniel & Woordow our Malshih (Shih Tzu-Maltese cross)
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2 Responses to 25 Days for Daloni – September 5th

  1. Grannymar says:

    Plenty more where that came from. Have fun.

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