Imaginary Numbers

So you’re officially not a Geek then?

i, in Maths and Physics stands for imaginary numbers.

Unless you read Maths or Physics at University, (or sat the Irish Leaving Certificate Higher Maths), if somebody mentioned imaginary numbers, you probably would think they were making it up. If you did study ‘Complex Numbers’ you would know that they were!

In the once upon a time of ‘pre Complex Number Enlightenment’ we were told that you can not find the square root of a negative number. [At this point, if you are not sure what a square root is, quit while you are ahead and come look at some ultra-cute platypusses instead!]

Around the time of the Reformation, (October 31st 1517 apparently) some Italian Mathematicians realised it had been stupid to say you can’t find the square root of a negative number, because if you multiply the square root of a negative number (e.g. √-5) by itself (√-5) then you have a negative number (in this e.g. -5) …. so what was the problem!

Not wanting to upset all those mathematicians who before 1517 had said that square roots of negative numbers could not be found, the mathematicians decided to call the square root of negative numbers ‘imaginary numbers’ and gave them the letter i such that √-1 = i  (You now also have the first part of the cartoon joke above)

In some circles that physicists and mathematicians customarily circumnavigate, i has already got a use, and hence those reprobates who used i for current (better known as Engineers) had to use a silly letter for imaginary numbers too. (they really had the point of using sensible letters all skewways) Engineers use the letter j.  They would therefore also be expected to call an iPhone, a jPhone, silly people that they are!

But what about the Pi??

As for the cartoon at the top of this post, well ∏ (the Greek letter pi) is the special number that enables us to calculate the circumference or area of a circle knowing only the radius.  [Feeling dizzy….. click here] The exact value for pi is still not known…3.14159265359….. but it has been calculated to 10 trillion decimal places (10,000,000,000,000).  Because the exact value is not known, the number goes on forever and is therefore known as an irrational number.  Ta-Da!

If you got all that… you might be interested in the song….

An imaginary number (eg 5i) can be added to a real number (eg 7) to form a complex number of the form 7 + 5i , where 7 and 5 are called, respectively, the real part and the imaginary part of the complex number

A song about complex numbers is introduced annually to first year physics students at Royal Holloway University of London, by the Sonorous Dr Stuart Flockton to the tune of John Brown’s Body

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Argand diagram
They have seen the i’s and thetas of De Moivre’s mighty plan
Now I can find the complex roots with consummate elan
With the root of minus one

Complex numbers are so easy
Complex numbers are so easy
Complex numbers are so easy
With the root of minus one

In Cartesian co-ordinates the complex plane is fine
But the grandeur of the polar form this beauty doth outshine
You be raising i+40 to the power of 99
With the root of minus one

You’ll realise your understanding was just second rate
When you see the power and magic of the complex conjugate
Drawing vectors corresponding to the roots of minus eight
With the root of minus one

 

Post Script:  My friend Ian, who is a fully qualified geek, has qualified my definition or rational and irrational numbers on facebook.  Here’s his comment;

A definition for rational numbers, for example 1/7, 4/5 or 3/61 is that the decimal sequence will repeat after a given number of digits. 1/7 =0.142857142857… . Note 6 digits. A little geeky fact is 2/7= 285714285714… notice the sequence is the same it just starts at 2 this time instead of 1. 3/7= 0.428571, etc etc. 1/13, 2/13, 3/13,… is an interesting one; so is 1/17, 2/17, 3/17,…. Irrational numbers do not have a repeating sequence. Pi is the one best known so after 10,000,000,000,000 decimal places there is no repeating sequence. There is never a repeating sequence it goes on ad infinitum it is just that computers do the hard work and this is as far as they have got so far.

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Weekly Photo Challenge; Thankful

The first time we went to India we spent some time in Colva in Goa, where a lot of refugee children from other states have come with their parents to make some money from the tourists. The children are not from Goa and therefore are not allowed to attend school. Instead they learn to beg from tourists. They are taught to beg for money, but one day I gave some of them some sweets, and after that I had a dedicated following of children every time we left our hotel

The little boy with the forlorn look in front was one of the best at getting sweets… The second he got one he would hide it in his clothes and hold out an empty hand pretending he hadn’t got any yet.

These children loved being treated as children. The sweets didn’t get taken away from them, they were theirs to keep.

Children waiting for sweets, with handfuls and pocketfuls that I had already given them 🙂

For other interpretations of this week’s theme have a look at:

Weekly Photo Challenge: Thankful

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Special Photo Challenge: Inspiration

What inspired me to start a blog?  What inspires me to blog?  Two very different questions!

I had thought about bogging before. My very famous auntie Marie is an accomplished blogger on another well-known blog platform which we won’t mention here.  My daughter blogged for a while when she was obsessed with all things fashion.

I didn’t really want to just have an online diary, but I really wasn’t sure what on earth to blog about…. and then I was working full time so I didn’t have the time to look into the blogiverse…

When I stopped working, I thought a change is a good place to start and I wrote my first post, about being at a crossroads and about living life in ‘today’ just like our dog Wilson.

I am a keen amateur photographer, and have my pocket camera with me (with a spare battery & SD card) at all times.  We love being outdoors, be it in this country or abroad, and I photograph what I see all the time.  I have hard drives full of photos, and finally I have found a place to share them!!

Knowing where to start has always been a problem for me, and the Weekly Photo Challenges have provided the perfect inspiration for me to tell a story about one or two of my favourite photographs.  I don’t have any fancy photo editing software, just Paint and MS Picture Manager, and my beloved camera lens has a scratch on it which shows in some photos more than others, but I muddle through.

This photo of Me, Peter & Wilson was taken by my daughter this year on a hillside near Brighton on my last birthday (29 obviously).  I took some smashing photos of Wilson that day, I will devote a post to them soon!

Me, my husband and Wilson

I have now learned my way around WordPress a bit & have just read your article about ‘internal anchor tags‘ (see if you can find one in this post 🙂  ), I am planning on having a whole section of pages (as opposed to posts) on my experiences in the different countries around the world I have travelled to!  I am really excited about this and really wish I didn’t have to keep looking for a job as it is taking me away from my new addiction – blogging!

Thank you WordPress for making it so user-friendly.  If a 29 (and a bit) year old can learn my way around it… anyone can! 🙂

Special Photo Challenge: Inspiration

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You are a geek if you get this……

Do Engineers call it a jPhone?

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Thanks to Professor Brian Cox for bringing this one to my attention on twitter

 

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Shoes – The perfect antidote to a rainy Wednesday

This is my second post about shoes

If you have read my first post : Shoes – The perfect antidote to a rainy Monday, you will probably not believe what I am about to write…

My other favourite shoes are Crocs!

The ones that are not so good for your feet

I discovered Crocs as soon as they appeared on the market & I fell in love!  Shoes that made my feet feel good…. even after wearing them all day long in really high temperatures!  Unlike most people, I also like the look of them… not for everyday work-wear (unless you are on your feet all day and are allowed wear them – I believe nurses are now allowed wear the ones with the closed toes)

So what is it about Crocs?

  1. They are incredibly comfortable… they are designed to be worn barefoot & slightly lose.  The air flows around your feet as you walk, and they are so light you can hardly feel them on your feet
  2. The material they are made from is brilliant at both supporting and cushioning your feet.  I have worn them all day long walking round Barcelona as a tourist (no siesta) in mid August (38°C, 98°F) and not had tired feet at the end of the day
  3. I like how they look – Rounded wide shoes, like the original Dr Martens make your feet look smaller, and even though my feet are small (UK6) for my height (5’10”) I like them looking smaller!
  4. They are washable – after a day sightseeing in London or Barcelona your shoes are normally filthy.  With Crocs, wear them in the shower & rub them with a little shampoo or shower gel & they are good as new straight away
  5. They are waterproof – ideal shower shoes for public showers
  6. They are non slip & non marking – they were designed as boat shoes – they wont slip on any surface whether wet or dry & they won’t mark a tiled floor or boat.  Ideal for wearing poolside too
  7. They float!  If you are wearing them near water & one falls in, they float!  Easily retrieved… Also ideal for entering the water on a stony beach…. wear them in and then when you are in deep enough take them off & throw back to shore… or slide your hands through the strap & wear them around your elbows as flotation aids!
  8. They now come in lots of different styles apart from the original round toed design… my second pair were flip-flops.  Definitely the best flip flops ever.  Comfortable to wear all day long, good high straps mean they don’t fall off.  Not ideal for rock climbing or cross country walks as they are flip flops…. but during hot weather I live in them now.
  9. Hard wearing… I have had my first pair for 10 years and they have been worn more than any other shoe I have owned, and they still look fine.  They don’t look new, I wore them to the top of Mount Sinai in Egypt (My packing was poor that holiday I was a bit distracted with wedding plans to think through the trip properly – I also forgot underwear!)

    Me, in the strange looking outfit, and my red Crocs (Cardinal sin – with Socks!!) beginning our descent of Mount Sinai in Egypt having climbed up in order to see the sunrise.

  10. If I had to leave all my shoes except one pair, that I would have to wear day in day out for the rest of my life, I would bring my red Crocs

My favourite red Crocs, with some friends’ Crocs

I am sure I will think of more than 10 great things to say about Crocs in the next few days…. I usually do!  But that will do for now!

I have a few pairs…

My Favourite Red Crocs

My Favourite Flip-Flops

Lovely warm slippers

Wonderfully Lightweight Wellies

I have spare blue Croc shoes and pink flip-flops too 🙂

For men they do lovely ones with leather toes, which look less like Jelly Shoes.  Peter wears them non stop and would be lost without them on holiday.  He forgot his on two different holidays and both times ended up buying new ones.  He now has 4 different pairs!

Men’s Shoes with leather fronts

Slip on Canvas Upper Mens’ shoes

So, in our hallway alongside my eclectic collection of quirky shoes from Irregular Choice and my Dr Martens Heels all carefully wrapped in tissue paper and stored in their boxes just like my auntie Grannymar,  are 10 pairs of Crocs!

In addition to shoes, I also have a thing for reptiles (not snakes for some reason!) I love water dragons, lizards, newts, frogs, chameleons, tortoises and crocodiles!  I’m not sure why I like crocodiles so much, I associate them with cute cuddliness, which they really are not!  Maybe one of my favourite books from my childhood is to blame?  Serafina the Giraffe by Laurent de Brunhoff.

Serafina the Giraffe

Serafina’s best friend is Ernest the Crocodile 🙂

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Weekly Photo Challenge; Green (2)

Looking for ‘Green’ in November when surrounded by beautiful reds and browns and golds, reminds me of the first line of a Robert Frost’s Poem; ‘Nature’s first green is gold’

On our 4 hour hike yesterday up and down all over Box Hill in Dorking, I saw plenty of hues of gold, and then I glimpsed my first frost…..

I decided it was a sign for me to share one of my favourite poems, and some other photos from the day that are not completely green! 🙂

Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

 by Robert Frost

Enjoy the colours from yet another beautiful November day!

For other interpretations of this week’s theme have a look at:

Weekly Photo Challenge: Green

and my first post on the Challenge: Green

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Squeal !! Cutest Platypuses Ever!

What is it about baby Platypuses (or Platypi if they are from Greece) – They always make girls squeal! I love these photos.. I found one while reading Edinburgh Eye’s ‘About me’, and she led me to the ‘Buzzfeed‘ collection of baby platypus photos!

Here they are…. lots of squealing to follow!

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Travel Theme; Mystical

I have been saving this photo for a very long time. I took it in Devon one April quite a long time ago. The bridge is over the river Lyn, a beautiful Exmoor torrent of icy water that rushes through a steep rocky valley to the sea at Lynmouth.

As the river races through the valley there is always a very gentle mist of spray, but it is not always visible. In this photo the bridge almost disappears into the mist, and I remember when the photo was developed thinking that the scene hadn’t looked so magical through the lens.

Cameras often capture mystical creatures, faeries, tiny rainbows. I have always loved the mystical quality of this photo…. Maybe the river ‘remembers’ a time when there were no bridges?

Looking at this tranquil place, it is hard to imagine the devastation this river caused in 1952.

The small coastal town of Lynmouth became known throughout the world for the disaster that struck in August 1952. On the night of the 15th, after continuous rain throughout the day, the East and West Lyn Rivers rose suddenly and filled with the waters from their Exmoor catchment. Large boulders and rocks were carried in the flow towards the village, destroying houses, roads and bridges. Many lost their lives during that dark and terrifying night. The whole of Exmoor was affected and considerable damage was caused on the Barle, Exe, Heddon and Bray but the worst effects were at Lynmouth

Lynmouth Flood 1952

To find out more about this weeks Travel Theme, hop over to ‘Where’s My Backpack?

This week’s Travel Theme is Mystical 

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Weekly Photo Challenge; Green

I wasn’t expecting to get very good photos today as it was a very typically misty moisty November day, but when I took Wilson for his walk, I brought my camera just in case.  I actually was able to capture a few lovely painting-like pictures of the autumnal colours bright against the grey sky and green grass.

We were just about to head home when Wilson disturbed a flock of Parakeets feeding on some bird feeders.  I looked up and one lone parakeet remained looking at me as if to say…. ‘hurry up, get out your camera’ So I duly obliged, and I come home to find that this week’s Weekly Photo Challenge is Green!

That pesky parrot had insider knowledge I’m sure of it!

For other interpretations of this week’s theme have a look at:

Weekly Photo Challenge: Green

Here’s my gallery of other ‘green’ photos from today

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There are some fruitcakes out there!

Passengers left stranded on bus after driver refuses to board because of gay rights advert on the side of the bus

Passengers spent 20 minutes stranded on a bus after its driver refused to board because of a gay rights message on the side.

The unnamed driver would not get on the X78 from Rotherham to Sheffield because it bore a billboard for gay lobby group Stonewall, reading: ‘Some people are gay. Get over it!’

Passengers sat and waited while the driver argued loudly with colleagues and customers.

Some People are Gay, Get over it!

Among those on the bus was Rebecca Neill, 25, from Herringthorpe, South Yorkshire, who had boarded the 5.25pm service at Rotherham and had just taken her seat when the commotion began.

‘Once the driver had let us on the bus, he was meant to be swapping with another driver, but when his replacement wouldn’t get on they just left us there while they had an argument outside,’ she said.

‘There were quite a few passengers arguing with him and several drivers as well. Someone was shouting at him: “You can’t do that, it’s disgusting.”

Eventually, the next X78 service arrived and its driver swapped buses with the protester.

By then, Rebecca had already missed a connecting tram at Meadowhall shopping centre in Sheffield.

She said: ‘I just thought it was disgusting. I would never say: “I’m not getting on your bus because you believe in God and I don’t.”

‘He’s a bus driver — he’s going to come across all sorts of people. Does he seriously think he has never had a gay person on his bus?

I think it’s wrong that he can cause such a fuss while people are trying to go places.’

A spokesman for bus operator First Group would not divulge what action — if any — had been taken against the renegade driver.

He said: ‘We are aware of an incident involving one of our drivers refusing to drive a bus at Rotherham Interchange.

We have spoken to the driver in question and the matter has now been resolved. We would like to apologise to any customers that were affected during this isolated incident.’

Stonewall information officer Louise Kelly said: ‘Passengers in Rotherham can rightly expect bus drivers to do the job they pay them to do — drive buses.

‘If they are unwilling to, perhaps they should look for another job.’

Stonewall, a gay rights lobby group and charity, was founded in 1989.

The group was named for the Stonewall riots of 1969, a series of demonstrations that took place after police raided the Stonewall Inn in New York, a bar popular with the gay community.

Their slogan ‘Some people are gay. Get over it!,’ developed in collaboration with 150 secondary school pupils and teachers, was originally launched in 2007 as part of a campaign to tackle homophobic bullying in schools.

In addition to their billboard and signage campaign, the charity also holds the Stonewall Awards, which recognise people who have affected the gay community in a positive or negative way during the year.

The charity recently named Cardinal Keith O’Brien their ‘Bigot of the Year’ for his stance on gay marriage.

Article from today’s Daily Mail Online

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